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Grand Theft Skyrim by PatrickBrown Grand Theft Skyrim by PatrickBrown
Haha I haven't done one of these in a while. Feels good to be at it again :D

Since I'm hearing a lot of humor about "taking an arrow to the knee" I thought it would make a good "jecking" to add to my series :woohoo:

Niko Bellic is back as usual, thieving poor old Shadowmere for his getaway. And he's also grabbed himself a Daedric Bow in the moment and used it against the Dragonborn :P Probably a big mistake..

Anyway I hope you all enjoy it, if you're new to my jecking series you can check it out here: [link]
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:icongamehazard829:
GameHazard829 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS!!!
Hilariuos.
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:iconmysterimaan:
MysteriMaan Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
i wished you did more
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:iconmajinneda:
MajinNeda Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist
Aww. I miss these.
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:iconsturmdaemon:
Sturmdaemon Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013
Having just seen the Hobbit: the Desolation of Smaug, I can't help but guess that this is how Legolas got that horse out of nowhere. Probably Nico just stole Legolas' wig and then jumped on that horse...
:)
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:iconwarhexpod:
WarHexpod Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
GRAND THEFT SKYRIM THAT'S GOLD XDDD
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:icontheundertakerwwe19-0:
This is a jecking!

no.... THIS... IS.... SPARTA!!! *BAM*
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:icontabroxx:
Tabroxx Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I loves it!!!
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:icondetectivewarton:
detectivewarton Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
HAWHAWHAW
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:iconstabbyninja:
StabbyNinja Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
I'v got an idea..You should have Neko trying to Jack Gokus Nimbus Cloud and saying This is a Jec..with the wind motion suggesting something felldown or somehting similar ay?
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:iconwolfman2228:
Wolfman2228 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
this is awesome and funny!
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:iconcaptainprower:
CaptainPrower Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
GRAND THEFT METAL GEAR!
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:iconcybereaglewarrior:
CyberEagleWarrior Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012  Student Interface Designer
You combined my two favorite things. You are amazing.
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:iconserenere92:
Serenere92 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
This is simply AWESOME!!! :D ahahahahah
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:icondaniloleao:
daniloleao Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Student General Artist
você tem ótimos trabalho se puder dá uma olhada nos meus
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:iconblack-fox14:
Black-fox14 Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
And then... Niko shouted the power words of "Fus Roh Da!"
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:iconmikecoombsart:
MikeCoombsArt Featured By Owner May 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
If only he was riding away on a sweetroll!
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:iconchristopher--morales:
Christopher--Morales Featured By Owner May 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
wat does jecking mean am srry 4 not knowing
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:iconblack-fox14:
Black-fox14 Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Niko, since he is not from US, has a little funny accent when saying "this is a jacking" (taking people out from their vehicles), and well, it wasn't a surprise someone made that such a great "funny" series of Niko "jecking" things :3
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:iconicestormy:
IceStormy Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
wait is he russian?
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:iconblack-fox14:
Black-fox14 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Serbian actually
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:iconx-raider:
x-raider Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Lol! Classic!
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:iconfreeemu:
Freeemu Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Alms? I said ALMS you madman!!!= skyrim quote by some random drunk guy....
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:iconthepurehero:
Thepurehero Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I use to do jeckings like you but I got jecked and took an arrow to the knee
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:iconzolo-dakiins:
Zolo-Dakiins Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
This is a jecking and a ride-by!
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:iconc-clancy:
C-CLANCY Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
hahaha this instantly cracked me up. love this series you've created. great job!
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:iconvagabondfighter:
vagabondfighter Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Arrow to the knee!
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:iconalexandrzaytsevet:
AlexandrZaytsevet Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Student General Artist
Guard duty for you! Suck it!
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:icondollyandthethief:
DollyAndTheThief Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
took an arrow to the knee! haha! :iconarrowtothekneeplz:
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:iconl1ghttang3ll:
L1ghttAng3ll Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconarrowtothekneeplz: :iconftwplz:
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:iconlatharion:
Latharion Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012  Student General Artist
hahahahahaha this series you created is amazing, and I'm so glad you made a Skyrim one.

For the "arrow to the knee" you should check out this funny video by Rageninteen on youtube [link]

def worth taking a look

but awesome addition to your collection of "jecking" :D
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:iconironblitz:
Ironblitz Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012
I used to have a horse, then I was hit by a object with a high velocity, and a sharp point, in the area between the femur and the tibia.
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:iconhardvaro:
Hardvaro Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012
I took many arrows to both of my knees, elbows and every single joint in my body, and I'm still an adventurer >:I
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:iconzombiesandwich:
ZombieSandwich Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012  Professional Filmographer
He used to be an adventurer..... XD
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:iconarkeresia:
Arkeresia Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012  Student Digital Artist
LMAO, priceless :XD: I love how that line has become so famous. That and 'Lemme guess....someone stole your sweetroll?' :lol:
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:iconjojo83:
JoJo83 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012
Now i know who stole his sweetroll,It's Niko Bellic!
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:iconaguycalledbaldur:
aguycalledbaldur Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012
It's a shame that the fabled hero of man spends most of his time exploring caves, killing bandits, chasing butterflies or (in my case) trying to find particular items like the volsung mask or things for daedric armour & weapons.
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:iconsoulfreeze:
soulfreeze Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
not in the gods-damned knee!
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:iconstormnorm:
stormnorm Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Haha! I like this! Nice job!

Check out my artwork at www.stormnormgraphx.com.
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:iconmikemeth:
MikeMeth Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
These are hilarious!
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:iconkazmiru:
kazmiru Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Student General Artist
hahaha this is great!
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:iconmoonlitcrescent:
MoonlitCrescent Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
LOL.

Does anyone actually know where the whole ""taking an arrow to the knee" things started/came from?
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:iconnicklausofkrieg:
NicklausofKrieg Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
some of the NPCs in Skyrim would randomly say "i was once an adventurer like you until i took an arrow to the knee" when you come near them
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:iconmoonlitcrescent:
MoonlitCrescent Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
Really? But I thought it had been around significantly longer than Skyrim has...?
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:iconnicklausofkrieg:
NicklausofKrieg Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
as far as i know that's where it came from, and it all started appearing after skyrim got popular
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:iconmoonlitcrescent:
MoonlitCrescent Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
Cool, yeah thanks I shall investigate :D
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:icontsu-la:
Tsu-la Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
This is wonderful!
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:icondanteoasis:
DanteOasis Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
yes...real funny...FUS RO DAH
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:iconpandadrake:
Pandadrake Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Looks like Niko finally learned how to ride horses.
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:iconkrumble:
krumble Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Arrow in the Knee LMAO
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:iconsp3ct3r13:
SP3CT3R13 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012
lol, hilarious.
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